Vegas has LSU over Auburn this week by 22 points! With LSU’s talent and experience, they should probably win, but I don’t think it will be nearly as easy as the oddsmakers do!
I took my 15-year-old daughter to get her driver’s permit yesterday. There were about 30 people in line and only one State employee giving the written tests, so we took a number and sat in the “waiting room” (very appropriately named).
Next to me was a Grandmother, a granddaughter waiting to get a driver’s permit, and a very small child (I’m thinking the granddaughter’s baby). The grandmother has saved a lot of money on toothpaste over the years, because she only had one tooth which was protuding prominently and slightly to the left center of her mouth.
Across were 4 middle eastern looking gentlemen, I’m guessing Pakistan. I couldn’t understand a word but I think they were talking about the acquisition of convenience stores and rural motels. Soon 3 young men sat behind me, their pants weren’t “on the ground” but close to it, and their conduct, conversation, and appearance is what gives ghettos a good name. To my right sat a lady who I don’t think has caught onto the “Skinny Girl” brand of products and she was with her 15-year-old son, I think his name was “Heavy”.
I was happy the two girls ahead of my daughter were Asian, because I knew they’d ace the test quickly and get us closer to our turn. Most of these people only had to show one form of ID to get into the testing area. My daughter, whose family has been in country for a little over 400 years, had to show proof of school enrollment, an original birth certificate, her social security card, and 2 utility bills to prove where she lived.
She finally was tested, passed, and I let her drive home. I said enough prayers on the trip home, I think we can just skip Sunday School this week. Y’all be cool! Rev. Bubba D. Liverance